A small piece in one act. Everything happens in a dark room, allegedly rented for the evening in one of the dormitories. There are chairs in a circle, in all but two men sit sad. Are two more: First and Second.
First: That came up last. Now everything in the collection. (all seated ) Who will start?.
Third: I can!.
First: You can. But first, as they introduce yourself and then tell us about your problem.
Third: My name is Alex, I'm 22 years old and I depend on Tica.
All: Hi, Alex!.
Third: I know what TCI, from his friend. He then smoked a forum and I followed him was involved. At first we just smoked a forum together, but then he returned to the factory, and I sat down a lot more. I went to forums Shakin, and then fell to potent psychotropic blogs like seogramoty. After all, there promised to give a theme to TCI. ( silent, suddenly wiping tears ).
First, Last, there is nothing to be ashamed of.
Third: I finally fell. I am enrolled in and began making websites and writing content for free, I was taught to build TCI. But he still did not grow. I threw the girl, because she no longer understood my thirst TCI, I began to have conflicts with parents. One day, TCI has grown - up to tens of.
All: Ooooh! .
Third: The first time I experienced a real orgasm. And I wanted to repeat it again. I bought the domains and cheat their referential. But TCI has not grown. moreover. ( vskhipy turning into sobs ) my first with the new TCI apom turned to zero!.
All: Aaaaaa! .
Third: And then I got to the bottom. I began to search for and buy domain with an existing tITsem. I've never felt such excitement from them, but still have them - at least some change to its present TCI.
The first is a terrible story. Support of our fellow. He found the strength to talk about his trouble. We all hope that this is for him the path to recovery from its dependence. Who is next?.
Fourth: You can?.
First, of course. But it seems you've already played the last time?.
Fourth: Yes, but I did not really help. Again, I bought. Yyyyy! .
First: Yes, yes, of course. Tell us about your problem.
Fourth: I'm Gene and I always buy the software. I softogolik.
All: Hello, Gene!.
Fourth: I buy software every week. I buy it, regardless of whether it needs it or not. I just like to unpack and install. But hardly setting, I lose interest in the program and immediately start looking for a new.
All: ( vying for the same sentence ) Oh yeah! . Condolences!.
Fourth: I first bought the program that earned Offline. Then he began to borrow money on the stock exchange loans. He took loans from friends. When I was not enough and the money, I began to pull money from their parents. I lied to my girlfriend that I do not have enough for lunch, and he fled with her money to the nearest terminal. But a month ago, I fell completely. ( blushes ).
First: Do not be ashamed. It's all his.
Fourth: I took part in the pooled.
All: ( utter a cry of genuine horror ).
Fourth: I'm thrown off at once in ten or fifteen pooled and five to seven organized itself. I rushed to the forum on the forum and sometimes do not always have time. I began to consider the scammers. And I just wanted to get more software. ( sobs ).
First: Yes, weep. Now you're in the way of cleansing from their dependence. Support the history of our fellow applause.
All: ( clap hands).
First: Who is next? .
Second: Yes, I still hear it, watched.
First: Do not be shy. Describe your problem.
Second: This is my problem. I love to observe and verify the.
First: Then introduce yourself and tell us about their dependence.
Second: Hi! . And I always want something to check.
All: Hello, Nick!.
Second: It all started very innocently: my colleague that I liked, asked on the phone when slid to the object, look for her her mail. There was supposed to drop an important letter. Now, I think, and it is then called me? . I looked up mail and realized that I like it. But a week later, when I began to sneak between the tables in order to press the ' Send and Receive ' computers all of my colleagues, I realized that so far, and to problems. And I began to look for a way to safety inspections. I discovered the world of affiliate programs and statistics. I began to register at all possible, and slowly pour affiliate traffic for each to see the numbers as desired. I bought the F5 key to a special rubber boot so that it is not erased.
Fifth: This is one of the eppstor?.
First: Do not interrupt. Keep, Nicholas.
Second: Yes, the same. Yesterday it was already sold 20,356 of these covers, and even the day before just 15,367. It is necessary to check how many have been sold ( takes out his pocket aypad ).
First: What! . And the cover on top of your jacket. Look what is happening with our friends. (all burning eyes and stretched his hands to aypadu ).
Second: Oh! .
The second ( back ), I will continue?.
The first ( down from his chair and sits down at him ) Yes, go on.
Second, I tested the affiliate for the affiliate program. But almost always filled column was only with the traffic, and I wanted to see more and Lida. I began to spend more money on traffic. I bought it anywhere where I could. I went down to rukliksa.
All: ( excitedly ) Yet they know that there are only boats!.
Second: Yes! . I went so far that has become alien to print paste it on your monitor. If I fall asleep for the pressing F5, you could wake up, take someone else's article of its. Although a couple of seconds. It seems that there is no place to fall further. But it was not the limit. ( pauses thoughtfully ).
First: Go on, nothing to be ashamed.
Second, I am not ashamed, I just can not remember all the places where I have registered to monitor statistics. I am constantly busy, checking something - whether performance has changed. I refresh stat at home, at work, from the mobile while I am traveling in public transport, with aypada when I was on vacation. I checked the statistics, even when having sex. ( confused ) But it was a very important statistic - I poured the traffic on the hearts in the online store. Do not look at me like that - it was February 14. It was very important. Even now, I want to see how are things. Can I at least will download mail? .
The first: Be strong! . We all support you.
Second, I am strong! . Aaaaaa! .
The first is a terrible relationship. He did not cope with it. But we will cope with their. At present, all. See you next week. Call me, if anything, will try to help.
(all odds, on the stage are only the first and fifth ).
Fifth: And may I ask?.
First: Yes, of course.
Fifth: And what kind of relationship do you have?.
First: It is very simple. I gurizm in the terminal stage, I always need someone to support and give advice. If I one day someone does not help, then I feel very uncomfortable. So today I have four more on Skype video consultation, forty forums are waiting for replies to my topic, and another group of VKontakte and ICQ. I'm in a hurry. Still have questions?.
Fifth: (shakes head and walks away ).
First, ( the hall, nodding in the direction of the departed members) Ungrateful bastards. You try to help them, and even a kind word will not wait. It will be necessary, by the way, zhezheshechke write about it - I just close it was going to a different position will. ( leaves with head held high ).
CURTAIN.
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